Grit your teeth and grin and bear it
Smile bright and make their day
Just ignore the way they touch you
Don’t you like it? Are you gay?

On the bus and in the lunch room
In the halls and everywhere
They can’t help it
It’s their nature
Just be careful what you wear

Guard your virtue, pure as snow
But flirt a little, too
Not too slutty, not too prude
Just give them what they’re due

You’re here to make the men feel good
To compliment and complement
When they said “you can do it all”
That’s what they really meant

Get an education, sure, but you must find a man
Your value lies
Between your thighs
So bag one while you can

Men like their women barely legal
Peaches ready to be plucked
They want a smooth and perky girl
Who’s eager to be f*cked

Make sure you get a ring first, though
Don’t give away that milk for free
Then, once you’ve said the words “I do”
Forsake virginity

You’ll take his name and give your all
Submission makes your man feel tall

On your knees and on all fours
Become his living fantasy
Be his maid, his wife, his whore
A soft & supple fallacy

Serving

    Pleasing

        Cooking

            Teasing

        Spreading

    Squeezing

So appeasing

Concerned about the porn you found?
Just take some notes & you’ll come ’round!

If you don’t keep him satisfied
They’ll blame YOU when the marriage dies